Why I Used To Hide My Books

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

My mother, in the fashion of all mothers, likes to tell embarrassing stories from my youth. One of her favorites involves me as a tot waddling as fast as possible to my bedroom whenever I heard the sound of a car making its way up our long, windy driveway, whereupon I’d frantically shove all my books under my crib in an attempt to hide them. Clearly anybody who made the…