This week The Debutante Ball celebrates the launch of Deb Maria’s debut, 101 WAYS TO TORTURE YOUR HUSBAND. Here’s a snippet from the back cover: “Let’s face it: Even the best of husbands needs a little punishment every now and then. When he steps over the line⎯and onto your s**t list⎯there’s only one viable recourse: torture.” My personal favorite torture tip is #45, from Chapter 3, the “quick torture” section:…
Torture my husband? Never. The man’s a saint. Well, maybe there’s one tiny little thing he did recently that would warrant a bit of torture: He walked over to me and calmly asked, “Where do you keep the diapers?” I wouldn’t have known how to adequately punish him had it not been for Maria’s book, 101 Ways to Torture Your Husband. Maybe it wouldn’t have been such a shocking question…
Today is a big day. If you live near New York, you may hear Deb Maria — Maria Garcia Kalb, to be exact — whoop with excitement. (Actually, if you live near New York, you probably hear her on the radio!) Today is the day her book, 101 Ways to Torture Your Husband, is officially published! 101 Ways To Torture Your Husband is a humor book full of Maria’s “tips”…
