All hail Queen Maria!

This week The Debutante Ball celebrates the launch of Deb Maria’s debut, 101 WAYS TO TORTURE YOUR HUSBAND. Here’s a snippet from the back cover: “Let’s face it: Even the best of husbands needs a little punishment every now and then. When he steps over the line⎯and onto your s**t list⎯there’s only one viable recourse: torture.” My personal favorite torture tip is #45, from Chapter 3, the “quick torture” section:…

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Rolling out the red carpet for Deb Maria’s debut!

Torture my husband? Never. The man’s a saint. Well, maybe there’s one tiny little thing he did recently that would warrant a bit of torture: He walked over to me and calmly asked, “Where do you keep the diapers?” I wouldn’t have known how to adequately punish him had it not been for Maria’s book, 101 Ways to Torture Your Husband. Maybe it wouldn’t have been such a shocking question…

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

First 2010 Deb Now Published!

Today is a big day. If you live near New York, you may hear Deb Maria — Maria Garcia Kalb, to be exact — whoop with excitement. (Actually, if you live near New York, you probably hear her on the radio!) Today is the day her book, 101 Ways to Torture Your Husband, is officially published! 101 Ways To Torture Your Husband is a humor book full of Maria’s “tips”…

Monday, January 18, 2010

Hello folks! Is this thing on????

Check, check… one, two. Hi, I’m Deb Maria. Um…can I get an engineer in here? My mic’s not working. Damn these temperamental machines. (short pause) Oh…what’s that? I’m not on the air? I’m supposed to be writing a blog? Wow, this is quite embarrassing. My apologies. (Muttering to myself.) I wish SOMEONE would tell me these things. Hmm…maybe I need an assistant…but they’d probably think I’m really annoying, and it…

Thursday, September 3, 2009