Okay, first piece out of the gate for the new 2011 Debs… no pressure… just following five of the most incredibly talented and all-around menschy women on the web, all of whom just signed off with beautifully bittersweet farewells…
I might need a cut man for this one.
Oh, Hi! So I’m Elise, a.k.a. Monday Deb, and my debut Young Adult novel, Populazzi, comes out August 1, 2011 from Harcourt Children’s Books. I also have a co-written novel coming out in October, which I’ll talk more about in later posts.
I live in L.A., and came out here immediately after college to follow my big dreams of becoming a wildly successful… actress.
Just one problem with that. I freak out on camera. Seriously. I get incredibly nervous, sweat in weird places, and words come out of me in cadences that no human being would ever use in real life. People who know me tend not to believe this, but I have proof. In the “Blind Dates” episode of California Dreams, I have a line. Check it out — I appear about 3:13 in. Yup, that’s me, the freak with the big hair saying “Whoa, that guitar player is hot.”
As is my acting.
Of course, the best part of that show for me was the end credits: “Elise Allen as Herself.” This wasn’t a nod to my deep method acting, but to the fact that I worked in the production office of the show, and only got the part because the writer jokingly named it after me, and the producer thought it would be hysterical to actually let me play the role. Soon after, this same producer tactfully suggested I might have better luck writing, and urged me to try my hand at a spec for one of the many shows he was running at the time. A year or so later, I had my first produced TV script: an episode of Saved By The Bell: The New Class, for which I learned many vital life lessons, including the fact that Mr. Belding must always say, “Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey!” Five “Hey”s. No more, no less. Five.
Since then, I’ve had all kinds of random writing jobs, from the heady (a prime time sitcom where they feed you incessantly and give you high-priced electronics for Christmas presents!) to the hilarious (100 pages of dialogue to be programmed into a Furby… most of it written in Furbish!). Currently, I work mostly in kids’ TV and DVDs, and last year I reached a serious career height when I wrote for… THE MUPPETS!!!! Yup, Kermit the Frog said words I wrote. I had a long, involved conversation with Miss Piggy. The whole thing was kinda too cool for words, and will hopefully be coming soon to a website near you.
While I’ve been writing professionally for many years, the book world is brand spankin’ new to me, and I’d be a daily hyperventilating mess without the great advice and stories from 2009 and 2010 Debs. I can now add the other 2011 Debs to that list of mentors — we’ve only been in touch about a month, but they’re all remarkably smart, funny, and talented, and I’m already learning so much from their experiences.
To me, that’s what being a Deb is about: reaching out to other authors to share our mishegoss and entertain each other as we all fumble our way around. I’m thrilled to be a part of this Deb class, and I’m looking forward to connecting with everyone out there as we go on what’s going to be an amazing ride of a year.
16 Replies to “If it’s Monday, it Must be Deb Elise”
Good morning! Great first post for our Deb class, and so true. The support I’ve found within the writing community would put a Playtex living girdle to shame. Deb Kim
You were on California Dreams? I *must* go locate this episode. And LOL@ the 5 Heys – is this in the show bible?
I’m so happy you’re on this roller coaster with us. Here’s to a great year!
The furby dialogue just kills me. That’s one of those jobs where, if you think about it, of course someone gets paid to do that and it takes skills, but…well, you don’t see “plush toy script writer” at job fairs 😉
Welcome, Elise! Mondays are in good hands 🙂
What was your best Furby line? C’mon, Elise, tell us!
Welcome and congrats on getting off to a terrific start! Can’t wait to get to know you better. xoxo
Welcome Deb Elise! Your post just made me nostalgic for Saved By The Bell. I grew up on this stuff! I (heart) Mr. Belding too, LOL!
Congrats on getting our Debutante Ball year off to a fabulous start!
If we ever meet in person, I soooooo want to hear you say “whoa, that guitar player is hot!”
Hey, I thought you were the best one in that clip! If Populazzi is as entertaining as your post, I think you a a winner on your hands. 🙂
Slept in and woke up to comments that made my morning! Thanks, fellow and past Debs!
Jonita — I actually have a cube pencil holder on my desk labeled “Writer’s Block” that’s an over-a-decade-old gift from Mr. Belding. He was awesome and remembered the Writers’ Assistants.
Linda — Whoa, that comment is hot!
Jonita and Linda — I clicked on your names and checked out your sites — both are terrific! Glad to have them on my radar.
Welcome, Elise! Fantastic first post of the 2011 Debs! I love your picture, so fun and so much character. I feel like I have a good idea of the treat we’re in for with you in the Debs already between the picture and your post. Can’t wait to read more about your book!
I’m afraid of Furbys.
Welcome, welcome! So happy to have you all this year.
Good Monday to you, Elise. What a great energizing post to begin the week and the new Deb season…this feels like terrific fun!
You wrote for Kermit? You are officially my hero. From a past deb to a new. Welcome to the dance
Thanks for the comments, everyone!
Greg — it is wise to be afraid of Furbys. I even did an E.T. Furby — very scary.
Eileen — I still can’t get over the Kermit thing. I’ll totally be posting pictures.
LOVE the link to your acting debut, Elise! Too cute! xo
Miss Piggy and Kermit? Wow! Cool! Welcome to the Ball.
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