With good wine and some candlelight.
I’ll sneak a quickie during lunch.
Or right at dawn with Cap’n Crunch.
I often to do it in my bed
When naughty thoughts are in my head.
I sometimes do it in my car
Three times I did it in a bar.
I usually do it at my desk
Not fully dressed, I must confess.
One time I did it on a bus
My battery died and made me cuss.
I could not, would not with a goat
Not even for a cover quote.
Call me easy, I don’t care
Hey – anytime, anywhere.
That sound you just heard was Dr. Seuss rising from the grave and beating me to death with a copy of Green Eggs and Ham.
So when and where do you like to do it?
Write, you perverts. When do you like to write?
What did you think we were talking about?
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Ha! We won’t go there, Kim. We won’t go there 🙂
Thank God someone got it….
Personally, I like to do it on the dining room table
When no one is home and I am able.
I sometimes do it by the pool
(now don’t get jealous and start to drool…)
Bravo, Kerry Ann! By the pool sounds like a divine place to do it.
Ew, no please not with a goat!
But maybe would you on a boat?
Don’t forget, I mean, how could you?
MAKING WAVES is your big debut!
Wooohooo! Love it! And hey, the idea for MAKING WAVES was born when I was on a sailboat in Australia, so technically that sorta counts.
LOL! Love it! Yours, too, Michelle!
Know what’s funny? The only part of that I made up is the Cap’n Crunch. Not my breakfast of choice, but all the other things (the bus, the bar, etc.) are truly places I’ve written.
More and more these days, I’m doing it with Deb Elise at Panera.
Please get pictures.
*claps* That was SO much fun!
Come on, Patty…give us yours!
You asked for it:
* clears throat*
Like Tawna, I like it well when it comes easy,
As long as the hero is not sleazy.
I like it better when on vacation,
when I succumb to sweet temptation.
I even do it at concerts in the dark,
Though I later cannot read my own remarks.
I had a happy ending at a convent,
though the sisters were not as ardent.
But I like it best when I leave corporate
for home, my muse and LOTS OF CHOCOLATE.
If I could, I would
Some people think I should
For it would be something to see
The sight of me
by the pool or in the house
writing of some foolish mouse
Oh I would, if I could
Don’t you think I should?
No, Patrick. You definitely shouldn’t.
Unless you’re planning to invite me to your pool. Then you totally should.
You won’t fret
when I make you wet
though some eyebrows will raise, I bet
I push and thrust
you knew I was not one you trust
Now I am in and you are too
I pushed you into the great wet pool
but you pulled me with you
I do it at the coffee shop.
The voyeurs there
won’t let me stop.
Hahahahahahahaha! That is FABULOUS! Bravo!
Standing “O!” 😀
Thank you, thank you! *takes a bow*
Well, since I’ve already been accused of being a pervert. I like it in the den or the Lazboy recliner. Usually I sneak quickies when my hubby is away. A girl’s gotta take care of herself, right? And by taking care I mean writing. 😉
I just tweeted that everyone must come and read this! Can anyone make this poster size?! You rock, Tawna 🙂
Love it, and love that your pic looks like the header of your blog, but I read your blog, and shouldn’t there be something pink on your writing desk?
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