Whew. Is it hot here at the Ball this week, or is it just me? *fans self*
It has definitely been a long, hot week. Originally, I was going to write a post about how to keep your cool when conditions are sweat-tacular, but then I decided what the hell. I think I’ll amp things up a bit instead.
Because I’m, yannoh, evil that way. And when better to be evil than Friday the 13th?
So, get out those folded paper fans, because I hereby present you not only with heat, but with …
HEAT PACKING HEAT!
Poor Antonio Banderas is so hot he had to take off his shirt. Such a shame, isn’t it?
How about a little James “Blond” himself? That’ll get your blood simmering!
Prefer your guns *cough* even longer? Here’s Hugh Jackman:
Jensen Ackles (aka Dean Winchester from the TV hit Supernatural) shows us that keeping your gun clean is the sexy thing to do:
And, (Super)naturally, we can’t show Dean without showing his TV brother, Sam (Jared Padalecki), who apparently really knows how to handle his gun, too:
And let us not forget that when it comes to guns, size is not always important, as is admirably demonstrated by Will Smith in Men in Black:
Wait … I’m being interrupted.
Okay, TG informs me that it’s discriminatory not to provide something for people whose taste in “heat” might run counter to my own (i.e., him). So, here’s a little eye spice for my darling husband to enjoy:
What? Not good enough? Okay, how about if I class it up with some royalty?
Huh? You mean QEII isn’t hot enough for you? *sighs heavily* Some people are so hard to please.
Oh, all right. Here:
There. Some blazing summer heat for everyone!
So, who’s your favorite gun-packing hottie? One of these, or someone I missed?
Are you perhaps a gun-toting hottie yourself? Do tell!
Bonus question, in deference to the date: Are you superstitious about Friday the 13th?
Well, I think David Boreanaz from “Bones” packs a mean heat. π
Oh, my yes! How could I forget him? He made a great vampire in Angel, too.
Oh, thank goodness! I’ve been hoping your post would do you proud (and us in the process!)–love it.
Now, to the business at hand…Hmm, let’s see: I am a child of the 70s/80s so I can’t possible not add the following to your list of TV hotties who packed heat:
Tom Selleck as Magnum, PI
James Garner as Rockford Files
The brothers from Simon and Simon (and yes, I can go all geek-girl and call them by name if asked)
Don Johnson, anyone???
Robert Urich as Dan Tana (sp?)
That Matt Houston actor with the mustache–gah, can’t recall his name…
(Okay, seriously, someone stop me…)
Whoa! That’s a lot of heat you got going there, Erika. Somebody pass me the ice! And maybe pour a little something-something over it first. π
I loved Simon and Simon! Hmm. I wonder if it’s on Netflix or Amazon streaming. Might have to go check that out.
I know, right?! I could never decide which Simon brother I liked better–but of course, they were best as a pair so who had to choose, right? π
Exactly. Why choose if you don’t have to? π
And thanks for the YouTube tip!
PS–I don’t think it’s on Netflix, but thank the stars for Youtube π
I think I have to start watching Supernaturally, because Jared Padalecki is exactly how I picture one of the characters in my WIP. Oh so yum.
Besides Jared, the pix of Antonio and Will Smith were the other ones that “did it” for me. Oooh, hot baby!
TG and I discovered Supernatural on Netflix a couple of months ago (the first seven seasons are on streaming) and have loved catching up — without commercials!
Now, go take a cold shower. π
this is awesome. i love TG’s cameo, but i love all those men pictures even more. happy friday the 13th indeed.
Abby, somehow I knew your taste would be in alignment with mine. π
I never watched Magnum, but I did like Tom Selleck in Friends – he had that mature thing going on by then. I think Deb Mom Marcia will like your Banderas pic (she loves the Latin guys) but I’ll take the long gun of Hugh Jackman. Or Johhny Depp. But only if he’s packing a gun and not those scissor-hands.
So, Deb Mom Marcia likes it spicy, does she? Good for her. π
I hear ya on Johnny Depp. For me, his hotness depends entirely on the role he’s playing. I loved him in Chocolat — yummy!
I’ll take James “Blond”! Or Hugh Jackman π
Good choices! π
Jensen.
Jared.
Hugh.
*faints*
LOL! It’s a lot to take all at once, huh? π
I maintain there is nothing sexier than Edward Norton with (or without, frankly) a gun. Mmmm.
Oh, another good one. He has that “regular guy” sex appeal that I love.
Oh My God Linda,
I need more than a fan for today’s post WOW WOW WOW. Hey, Friday the 13th that’s when Deb Bubby Marcia was born many many many moons ago.
Boy did Deb Joanne hit it on the spot for her Mother (Bandaras, great, love those latin boys). I could go on and on and on with a bunch of hotties but you young pups won’t know who I am talking about so I think I will stick with what you and everyone else have to say about pistol HOTTIES.
The one with the Queen sent me into hysterical laughter, I’ll bet her husband would like her with that pistol (just saying!!!!!!!)
Have a great HOT weekend. See you on Monday
So, Friday the 13th is a LUCKY day in your family. π
Sounds like you have great taste to me! And I’m thinking the same thing you are about that pic of the Queen — I’m sure it would get Phillip’s motor revving. π
Have a wonderful weekend!
FTR, I have NEVER heard Deb Mom Marcia use the term “hottie” before today. Thanks for corrupting her, Linda.
π
You’re welcome. Happy to help out wherever I can. π
We wouldn’t expect anything less from you, Deb Linda–er wait, that didn’t come out right. You know what we mean π
Well J just think about all the things you are learning about your quiet, shy, interverted Mother since the Deb posts.
Thank you Linda for the lucky day comment, if you would have known my superstitious Bubby Dora who used to make sure when my Birthday arrived on the Friday oy vey.
I love this! What a perfect Friday pick-me-up. Now, there must be a picture out there of hunky Tim Riggins holding a gun….
Here ya go, Rachel: http://www.mediablvd.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t40988-50.html
Just scroll down. You’ll get to it. And the scenery on the way isn’t too shabby, either. π
Oh Linda, you are TOO GOOD TO ME. I am swooning. And saving that pic to my desktop!
LOL! Enjoy. π
Ummm – Alex O’Loughlin – go here: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Alex+O+Loughlin+Hawaii+5+0&view=detail&id=D716068D62C6A5E5078358A489C7623B1EF20D35
Oh wait that’s the shirt off one. Here’s the gun one: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Alex+O+Loughlin+Hawaii+5+0&view=detail&id=E3C3C4A68F23DDB3D00F22BA3025BF301B8ED011
Yum. Now you know why my mom and I never miss the new Hawaii Five O. Monday nights. 9 o’clock. Is it Monday yet?
Oh, my. Yes, he’ll do. π
Well, crap, Linda… had to turn the heat up, didja? (As if it weren’t already hot ENOUGH this summer.) What a fun post. I like all your hot picks, but prefer Sean Connery as Bond over any of his successors. And I loved the young Clint Eastwood as Rowdy on “Wagon Train”, and Clint Walker in his old Western show, too, which currently eludes me. Can’t remember the show’s name, but I sure can remember how he filled out his shirt on that show. Wait! I remember. The show was called “Cheyenne”. Yum. And yes, I’m a gun-toter, too. Not particularly hot anymore, though, dammit. I’m so old I don’t even have hot flashes anymore …
Hey, who says you canβt be a woman βof a certain ageβ and still hot? Itβs all about the βtude. You are a gun-toting hottie!