The topic this week is fun facts. I wrote them as they came to me, freestyle:
- Sometimes I’m carrying on about something and I find myself thinking, Oh my God, this person must be so annoyed because I’m irked and I’m the one talking. What I’m saying is: I occasionally annoy myself.
- This is painful to admit, but I’m obsessed with that Justin Bieber song Love Yourself.
- It takes me less than 5 minutes to shower. 7 if I’m shaving. I only buy shampoo, conditioner, and body wash with pump dispensers for efficiency.
- I despise being wrong. I’m working on it.
- I adore weddings. Really, I love the beginning of things in general. I find that stage so empowering. But then, I like anniversaries too. I find that stage so validating.
- When I gain weight, it starts with my upper thighs. When I lose weight, it starts with my boobs. I’ve come to peace with it.
- I’ve been told I give killer eulogies. It’s a challenging compliment to get excited about.
- In college I once chugged a beer in 3.2 seconds. Now I’m a wine snob. The spectrum seems to correlate with the aging process.
- I’ve had more than 150 stitches and 17 surgeries.
- The second my kids go to bed I resume my bad habit of swearing. Theoretically I should be able to stop since I hold back all day, but instead it’s as if I have a swearing quota that I now have only two waking hours to fulfill.
- I do not enjoy shopping unless it’s for books.
- I knew I would marry my husband the first time I met him. We were 18.
- I’ve lost people who were important to me and survived. (I guess that’s not really a fun fact…)
- My biggest parenting fear is that I’ll raise an asshole.
- As a kid, the Kool-Aid Man scared the bejesus out of me. I used to imagine him bursting through my bedroom wall in the middle of the night. I still think he has a menacing face.
Fun Fact: I’m competitive and I talk trash during most games (even Old Maid with my kids).
Ha! That’s true about you. In fact, in I LIKED MY LIFE there’s a scene between the teenaged daughter and her father that was sparked by your memorable childhood trash talking. 🙂
Love point 14. That’s my biggest fear too. There are an awful lot of adult jerks who started off as kids! And yes, pump dispensers in the shower are a necessity in the busy morning rush. Thank you for sharing!